hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

peacelovecajun:

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

i am laughing so hard at this

peacelovecajun:

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

i am laughing so hard at this

ok reblog this if you’re offline

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

glassesanddreads:

which female character is your favorite?

yes

princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image