*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

mom: your room is a mess
me: its a metaphor for my entire existence
me when i see a cute baby: aww what a cute baby
me 5 seconds later: okay get it away from me


it takes an epic level of fuck-up to make me not care about a mysterious redheaded witch. good job sleepy hollow you did it

The first one is regular and the second is chrome which is how my sister took it. Which one do I look better in


have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know


ming hua wearing her seatbelt as she drives away from the cops yes thank you for promoting safety and responsibility on the road during your quest to kill the avatar



friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿



i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success


If a fanmade RWBY Cards Against Humanity deck happens and “Ruby Rose, but like, when she’s older” isnt in there I will be disappointed.